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   U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode1, = Christian.



____ Early in the morning papa chukwundi
went to church
for special prayer ,
_____ he was in the church praying
silently, about 15minutes ago.

One richman came to him holding his dog.

Richman: pastor please can you do a revival prayer
for my dog, bcos he always bark's.__
papa chukwundi: replied? Man we dn't do that here,
you can take your dog to another church down the
street.__
Richman: but pastor can that church take a donation
of #10million from me.__
papa chukwundi: shouted? 10million whaaaaat!!! But
Why can't you told me your dog was a
christian.








   U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode2, = Policeman.



______One hot afternoon papa chukwundi dey for street
junction in police uniform, so in a minutes time,
one young guy now reach him with a pencil camry.

papa chukwundi: said o boy? Park park and come
down, wia is ur particular.
Young man: this is it sir,
papa chukwundi: No? I mean ur driver linsense,
Young man: take it sir,
papa chuckwundi: not that, I mean ur car number
receipt.
Young man: this is it sir.
papa chukwundi: Oh God! Just provide me ur car
engine receipt.
Young man: provoke! And said so u be policeman.
papa chukwundi: replied? Yes I be senior police
officer, sergent 101 in control.
young man: takeout is I'd card and said am a soldier
and waiting to get any police officer like u.
papa chukwundi: cry out? And said na my son
chukwundi dey hospital, so I won use this cut
business!!! Oga! I beg ooooo.
young man: replied? Sop crying! papa? if no be say na
saka get this fake I'd card, I would have deal with you today.
papa chukwundi: speakout loudly? Now provide me ur car engine receipt..................................!








    U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode3, = Free today.



One hot Afternoon? One giant man putting on body hug  came to papa chuckwundi's shop to cut his hair.

Giant man:  hello here? do low cut for me.
Emeka:  OK sir?
Giant man:  have you done!
Emeka:  Yes sir?
Giant man:  I don't pay money, tell your oga?
Papa chuckwundi:  you can't do what? as he rushed inside.
Giant man:  Stood up? he eyes were red and his two chest going up and down and speak out with horror voice? Come nearer papa!
Papa chuckwundi:  laughed out? Am joking oga! Emeka don't you know today is Friday?
Giant man: moved near him and carried him up? Papa and then!
Papa chuckwundi:  Cries out? It's free today.
Giant man:  Spoke up loudly? What if another person come!
Papa chuckwundi: replied? It's free today!!!







    U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode4, = School fees.



Papa chuckwundi in his sitting room watching TV? 

Chuckwundi:  Entered? as a class time keeper holding a bell? Good afternoon papa.
Papa chuckwundi: welcome?  Chuckwundi where did you see this bell?
Chuckwundi:  replied? It is our school bell?
Papa chuckwundi:  OK? go and eat your food.
      
        In the Next Morning.

Chuckwundi:  papa! I can't find my bell?
papa chuckwundi:  answered? by this time! you better go school? maybe cat done take am?
      
       In the afternoon.

Chuckwundi: camed in? holding another bell, weldone papa?
Papa chuckwundi:  smiled? good boy!
     In the Next Morning.
Chuckwundi:  papa! papa!! I can't find my bell again?
Papa chuckwundi:  pls? Don't ask that from me again?

3days After chuckwundi came back from school.

Papa chuckwundi:  come here chuckwundi? your school don't have more bell again?
Chuckwundi:  why asking papa?
Papa chuckwundi:  replied? bcos my customer is expecting another one?
Chuckwundi:  voice out? papa! so you are the cat stolen my bells?
Papa chuckwundi:  replied? Your bell or school bell?
Chuckwundi:  yes school bells?
Papa chuckwundi: shouted at him? Shut up? your school no collect school fees.








   U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode5, = lottery.



In one hot afternoon.

Chuckwundi: rushed in? papa! papa!! the school fees you gave to me this morning, I used it for lottery in school? and I won?
Papa chuckwundi: shouted? You won!
Chuckwundi: replied? yes papa!
Papa chuckwundi: started? Singing and dancing? Iya kaka mama kaka ma, Iya kaka ma?
Suddenly! he raced up his voice? Chuckwundi  how many years?
Chuckwundi: Replied? 4 years!
Papa chuckwundi: continue singing and dancing? Suddenly he voice out loudly? Chuckwundi, which country? It is USA or Canada or Germany?
Chuckwundi: replied: No papa? It is 4years free school bus lottery?
Papa chuckwundi:  fainted? Immediately.

Now chuckwundi is selling groundnut?








   U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode6, = The stolen fowl.


  One woman is shouting near papa chuckwundi's house? For her stolen fowl.
In some minutes, papa chuckwundi comes out and call her?

Papa chuckwundi: madam? you are looking for your fowl?
Madam: replied? Yes sir!
Papa chuckwundi: as an inspector? your fowl will be found? So what's your fowl uniform color? and how old is it? Does it moves around or not? If it is a female, what is her name? Was she in any relationship or not? Does she likes makeup or not? and was she tall or short?
Madam: replied? Why all this questions?
Papa chuckwundi: answered? OK, and spoke up loudly? But, madam does it have broad feathers or wide? Does it have strong bone or biscuits bone, and after cooking does it have sweet taste or sweet aroma?
Madam: shouted? thief! do i eat it with you? and hold him immediately?
Papa chuckwundi: voice out? hold me like biscuits ooo?
Bcos your fowl bone na biscuit bone ooooo?








  U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode7, = boxing competition.


In one hot afternoon, one of papa chuckwundi's neighbour john ran to him.

John: papa! papa!! their is a boxing competition this Friday night that anyone who beat this guy will collect a sum of 5million naira and a Toyota Camry? So have registered your name that you will beat him, bcos you told me before that you are once a boxing champion?
Papa chuckwundi: replied happily? John! John!! Infact your own commission will be 30%?
John: laughed out? Papa pls don't disappoint me?

So on the competition day, everywhere was dark and refree callout the two boxers on stage?
So papa chuckwundi was judging up? Immediately the light was on? as papa chuckwundi saw this giant, tall and rugged guy?
Papa chuckwundi: voice out? pls bro! I want to ask which day the competition is going to start?
Rugged guy: pointed out a heavy blow on his face?

After 21days papa chuckwundi woke up from state hospital shouting for john?








  U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode8, = To apologies.


On Saturday evening, papa chuckwundi's new girlfriend came to him with tears on her face.

Papa chuckwundi: chika what happens to you?
Chika: one stupid guy slapped me, bcos she called me and I don't answered?
Papa chuckwundi: shouted? Eewo! For this street? Follow me, that person is going to die today?
Chika: leave him dear?
Papa chuckwundi: to leave what? Chika don't beg me, he must die today?

As both of them reached this guy? he was the guy that beat papa chuckwundi last time at boxing competition?

Papa chuckwundi: screamed at his girlfriend? Chika have we been there?
Chika: he is the one?
Papa chuckwundi: shouted? Shut up! Why will you be so rude to an elderly gentleman like this?
Rugged guy: voice out? You came to fight?
Papa chuckwundi: replied fearly? No sir! To apologize?

Now Papa chuckwundi and his girlfriend are going frog jump at rugged guy backyard???????








  U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode9, = Am the one .


Papa chuckwundi on his way to yaba?

papa chuckwundi: young man! Pls have I been to yaba?
Young man: smiled? and face back!
Papa chuckwundi: touched him? young man, am talking to you?
Young man: spoke out? Are you crazy!
Papa chuckwundi: replied twice? Na you dey crazy! Na you dey crazy!!
Young man: looks frankly? Teared away his shirt immediately and hold papa chuckwundi on neck? then he said tell me now? who dey crazy?
Papa chuckwundi: cries out? Am the one sir?
Young man: speaks again? Who!
Papa chuckwundi: voice out loudly? Am the one?

Immediately the young man leaves him, he run 800m relay race.








  U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode10, = Who be mumu.


Papa chuckwundi, john, and two of his cousin went to rob a bank,

Papa chuckwundi: shouted? Everybody lie down flat?
John: where is the manager?
Banker: screamed? He is inside!
Papa chuckwundi: oya open the drawer and pack all the money inside this bag?
Manager: pls sir? all is not our money?
Papa chuckwundi: shut up? See this mumu! If no be say na toy gun dey my hand I would have blow off your head?

Now papa chuckwundi and three others have crowned 25years in jail.


COMMENT ASAP - Who be mumu?








  U GO LAUGH: papa chuckwundi season1, episode11, = Who is Muslim.


Papa chuckwundi entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked "who is a Muslim here?"

The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard?
Papa chuckwundi: asked again? How can a full mosque have no Muslim?
Mosque: No one replied?
Papa chuckwundi: grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, "son come help me to kill my goat I don't know how to do it?
After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells papa chuckwundi that he doesn't know how to skin it, that he should go and called another person in the mosque?
So as papa chuckwundi entered the mosque again with the brand new machette dripping with blood?
When the imam saw this? he immediately shouts" Praise thy loooooooord!
The whole mosque responds? halleluyaaaaaah!!!



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